Life must be pretty rough in Harding. On Tuesday, a cow escaped from a farm there in search of a better life (or maybe a brewwwwwwwwww?) in Morristown.
Now, Harding police say a bull has bolted. It is armed and dangerous, according to this statement, issued shortly before 2 pm on Friday, May 23, 2014:
advise that a bull cow has been reported wondering from a local Harding farm. If seen contact police. Do not approach it if located.
So if you find this beast, please keep your distance, attach your longest telephoto lens, send us your photos… and then report your beef to the Harding police, at 973-455-0500.
