Leave it to The Minstrel in Morris Township to re-invent Cupid.
On Friday, an amorous audience was introduced to none other than Bruuuce (Love Juice) Holsteen, who brought down the house, or rather, the barn, with his Bovine Valentine, Cow Thing.
Bruuuce (a.k.a. Dennis McDonough) milked this for all it was worth, with nods to his Horny Bulls section, and his bovine bride, Magnesia, and their daughter, Patty.
It was moooooo-ving, to say the least. Which is precisely what we intend to say.
Check out the video for yourself. If you’ve got a beef, call the USDA. And if this goes viral, well, let’s hope your Obamacare policy is up and running.
The annual Minstrel Valentine’s Show. Please click icon below for captions.