Video: Bruuuce! The Bossy’s bovine Valentine from The Minstrel

 

BRUUUCE!

Leave it to The Minstrel in Morris Township to re-invent Cupid.

BRUUUCE!  The one and only Bruce Holsteen shared a bovine Valentine, 'Cow Thing,' at the Minstrel. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

BRUUUCE! The one and only Bruce Holsteen shared a bovine Valentine, ‘Cow Thing,’ at the Minstrel. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

On Friday, an amorous audience was introduced to none other than Bruuuce (Love Juice) Holsteen, who brought down the house, or rather, the barn, with his Bovine Valentine, Cow Thing.

Bruuuce (a.k.a. Dennis McDonough) milked this for all it was worth, with nods to his Horny Bulls section, and his bovine bride, Magnesia, and their daughter, Patty.

It was moooooo-ving, to say the least. Which is precisely what we intend to say.

Check out the video for yourself. If you’ve got a beef, call the USDA.  And if this goes viral, well, let’s hope your Obamacare policy is up and running.

The annual Minstrel Valentine’s Show. Please click icon below for captions.

Jeff Saxton sings a tender love balad at the Minstrel Valentine's Day show. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

Jeff Saxton sings a tender love balad at the Minstrel Valentine’s Day show. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

Chelsea and Caitlin at the Minstrel Valentine's show. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

‘Chelsea and Caitlin’ at the Minstrel Valentine’s show. Photo by Kevin Coughlin

 



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