You know the word we’re talking about.
It’s the Swiss Army Knife of profanity. One hundred and one uses. Indispensable for your bumper-to-bumper drive down the Shore on this sweltering weekend.
We never say this word, of course. And as a family publication, we don’t publish it, either. Nobody understands that better than the devilishly clever Carla Ulbrich, who found an ingenious way to bypass our censors with this catchy little number, If I Had a Copyright…
Carla delivered this chestnut last week at The Minstrel in Morris Township, where Caleb Hawley and Chasing June perform tonight, June 29, at 8 pm.
We’d like to go but have a nasty cold. What the —-?
Help us, Carla!
Our sources tell us Carla is hard at work on a comedy for our Fifth Annual MorristownGreen.com Film Festival. You still have time to enter, too–but hurry!! Here’s how.
